Jessica And Ashlee Simpson To Launch Tween Clothes Line; Entire Universe Rolls Eyes

Because ravaging the world of music, television and film simply didn?t wreak the total level of desperate, mind-shredding horror and soul-crushing despair that comes with releasing that we are truly alone in a universe that would allow these two to function as cultural avatars, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson have now decided to lend their entrepreneurial [...]

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